Berbatov's A Friggin' Red!

And about time, too. After our unconvincing opener against Newcastle and failure at adding another trophy to the cabinet with our defeat to Zenit St. Petersburg, it's only fitting we bolster our attacking options.

So, after months of seemingly endless speculation, Dimitar Berbatov signs for Manchester United for an estimated fee of £31 million, on the last day of the transfer window.

The picture's authentic, folks.

Oh, how I'd hate to be Liverpool next weekend.