Friday, September 19, 2008

Hip And Soulful Storytelling.


K'naan - In The Beginning

So...
In the beginning, there was a hum
From a poet whose pulse fell,
DRUM DRUM DRUM.

He would perform prayers and all
'Til one day he heard a voice call,
"COME, COME, COME."

Suspicious, he moved with vicious caution.
Dismisses, he thinks he's a little off.
People get held back
By the voice inside 'em.

The voice said, "I'm poised to speak inside you.
Rejoice and please let me invite you
To evil, greed and lies too."

Confused and dazed, he moved in ways
And soon became a coon and
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
And 'knock' on his door,
His lord is no more.
And 'knock' on his door,
His soul is no more.

That was at the beginning.
As the story goes on...

So...
The poet's got a proposal,
He would always hope but never know
What it feels
To be free.

He would be the frozen;
Imposed as the chosen on all those opposing
But he would be greedy.
That's got him there;
He's power-hungry and proud too.

People don't care,
People just scared.
People don't care;
People, just pray.

That was at the beginning.
There was a hum,
And things change...

They say it's better to light a candle than to curse the dark.
In the eyes of the youth there are question marks
Like freedom.
Freedom for the mind and soul;
We don't see them.
See them for their worth at all;
That's why we lead 'em.
Lead 'em to these wars and what is it we feed 'em.
Feed 'em our impurities and who it is we treat 'em.
Treat 'em like the enemy;
Humanity will need 'em.
Need them like the blood we spill and where freedom?

Freedom for the hearts we fill;
We mislead 'em.
They hunger for the love we give
But we cheat them.

The cops beat him when all he wants is his freedom.
So they defeat him.
Whatever spirit he's got:
Beaten.

And they teach him the rest of the world don't need him.
And he believes it's a disease that he's heathen.
Put up your fists if all you want is freedom.
Put up your fists if all you want is...

That was in the beginning.
And things change...

And we keep holding on,
And we keep being strong.
And we keep going on
And on and on and on...

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Berbatov's A Friggin' Red!

And about time, too. After our unconvincing opener against Newcastle and failure at adding another trophy to the cabinet with our defeat to Zenit St. Petersburg, it's only fitting we bolster our attacking options.

So, after months of seemingly endless speculation, Dimitar Berbatov signs for Manchester United for an estimated fee of £31 million, on the last day of the transfer window.


The picture's authentic, folks.

Oh, how I'd hate to be Liverpool next weekend.

Monday, September 1, 2008

An Obese Bundle Of Annoyance.

No, I'm not talking about little kids, or newborn pets or whatnot. I am talking, however, about a temporary staff who happens to be working in the very office I'm situated in, and she sits 2 GODDAMNED CUBICLES away.

I understand now why many 9-5ers choose to vent their frustration in their blogs: SHE'S SO BLOODY NOISY. Now I'm sure that's not really the case, but SHE REALLY FRIGGIN' IS. She brings new definition to the term 'Squawk Box', and I'm sure if given the chance, she would take Becky Quick's anchor position in a jiffy. Worst of all, besides the fact she can't shut it, she speaks in an American accent (authentic, I made a bet with my colleague) so she really sounds like a genuine dumb blonde. What with our Malaysian culture in the mix. Lahs and mahs and mah chee byes.

Every morning, as I enter the haven that is my workplace, she greets me with a squeaky, fever high-pitched, "Hi Scotty!" I just cringe and return her a look of what I think a person who has just stepped in dog doo would look like and hope to God it passes off as a smile. 'Cause if it doesn't, she goes, "Why the funny face?" DO PEOPLE WHO TREAD ON DOG SHIT GIVE YOU A FUNNY LOOK? I DON'T THINK SO.

For crying out loud, we don't give two shits about whether you can speak like, 12 different languages (yeah, she can), we don't care if you've seen people fatter than you, or whether you dislike taugeh. We certainly wouldn't bother you (or be bothered) if you've "gone insane" and would rather commit suicide than hear your experiences in a public shower in Sweden (or was it Switzerland) again.

Well, ME at least.

Rumor has it she'll be working here another 2 weeks. After that, hopefully, she'll manage to heave her big behind out the door and leave us be.

I guess I've held up this entry for as long as I could. I've had it being nice.